1. Resign
2. Check into a 12 step program for Twitter addicts
3. Learn how to read
4. Change hairstyle
5. Apologize to everyone I've insulted and/or wronged
6. Stop cheating people
7. Start eating healthier
8. Practice thinking about something besides myself, my ego and my bank account
9. Go to sensitivity training and learn how to stop being racist and misogynist
10. Tell Hillary and Obama that they are the best things since chunky peanut butter