I should have told you all this before but im really rich, ok

Question

I'm so rich I can't spend the money. I am so rich even the rich envy me. Im not in the top 1% i own the top 1%.

I'm also 6ft tall size 2 supermodel with my own boobs and teeth 

Sorry for lying before but now you know 

Answer 1

Make me your sugar baby?! 

Comments

Take a ticket, everyone is going to want me now... I could be Queen

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You are so rich. You can keep us all. 

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I think I might need to rethink this. Should I leave out the rich bit or the bit about having my own teeth?

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On the contrary, I think you should add to the list that you have real hair, eyelashes, butt, lips, and an IQ to match that of Einstein.

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And sense of humor that would make George Carlin jealous.

Answer 2

Hello friend.

Answer 3

Applying for a job with the trumpsky?

I think you have to be able to say it with a straight face.  And you shouldn't be sorry.  The rich are never sorry.

Answer 4

Yeah but can you lose a billion dollars in ten years???

Comments

I bet I could spend it in a year lol.

Answer 5

Well GB, that's good to know. You are in like the top 10 percentile with females 6 ft or more. :D

Answer 6

Hmmmmm trending into my territory again I see. 

Now the average super model is 5'9 to 5'10; 173 -175 cm.  The exceptions Kate Moss, Elle McPhearson.  Since you are above average we have to give this one to you, knew you were 180 plus.  Scots are always big

As for the money, which Billionaire did you snag?????  Enquiring minds want to know, or should we look in the Mirror or Der Spiegal?

Comments

Naw ma da guid us it..

Answer 7

look at you!

You are rich because you are kind and sweet

Answer 8

Now that is impressive.