A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!”Herman replied, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!”
Reminds me of this old man whose daughter took away his car keys.
He used silly putty to make a duplicate of her car keys and got Lowes to make the key.
On Saturday night, he drove off a cliff, to rid himself of that beastly daughter.
Hahaha good one