And what makes you think that bunker boy could get onto a horse? They would have to use the portable heavy lift crane.
And pity the poor horse a several hundred pounds of solid flab settles down on his back and oozes around his neck. Can you say animal cruelity.
Then there is the problem of spray tan. They would have to spray it into the many wrinkles, folds, and creases of his bloated body. Probably take hours.
Ofcourse maybe spay tan is a barrier to covid19. Might explain how he has not caught the disease.
I think it might be a horse called "Stormy" , he has ridden her once.