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The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend)

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia:
Ruled by a pair of nuts.

It’s true! Although a joke!


The Leftists have left us!

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I'll decide who cracks the jokes. Butt yeah.


Life is what you make it.

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Well, great then!

Break out the joke book! lol!

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I could do with someone throwing me a fricking bone.

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What kinda bone?

T-bone, ham bone or???

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The humorous bone.

Thanks in advance.

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We know what kind of bone you mean, Blue.... 

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Media, you guys know me too well. lol

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Trombone:)

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Hey now! Don’t start sullying the  trombone. I played trombone for marching band, pep band, jazz band, dance band, a road band for hire doing weddings, and even for symphony. And I only used the cold cream on the trombone slide. Really!


[P.S. Edited after Lady mocked my typo]

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You played the “trimbone” lol?

I’ve never heard it called that!

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It was only for a short time... and it was a sissy-looking trombone that had been on a diet...

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Actually I can just about remember taking one home in high school. I broke one of the valves and was scared to death about handing it back.

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