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The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend)

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia:
Ruled by a pair of nuts.

It’s true! Although a joke!

The Leftists have left us!

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I'll decide who cracks the jokes. Butt yeah.

Life is what you make it.

by (4,063,951 points)

Well, great then!

Break out the joke book! lol!


I could do with someone throwing me a fricking bone.


What kinda bone?

T-bone, ham bone or???


The humorous bone.

Thanks in advance.


We know what kind of bone you mean, Blue.... 


Media, you guys know me too well. lol




Hey now! Don’t start sullying the  trombone. I played trombone for marching band, pep band, jazz band, dance band, a road band for hire doing weddings, and even for symphony. And I only used the cold cream on the trombone slide. Really!

[P.S. Edited after Lady mocked my typo]


You played the “trimbone” lol?

I’ve never heard it called that!


It was only for a short time... and it was a sissy-looking trombone that had been on a diet...


Actually I can just about remember taking one home in high school. I broke one of the valves and was scared to death about handing it back.

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